A group of illegal aliens were apprehended today by ICE.
President Trump held a press conference during which he stated that the aliens
would be sent home immediately. Steve Bannon, the actual POTUS, softly whispered
to the president, informing him that humanity lacked the technology to send the
For a moment President Trump seemed perplexed, and then with a Cheshire Cat
grin, told the press the illegals would be sent to Mexico instead.
Mount Rushmore was apparently defaced
during the night by Trump supporters attempting to celebrate Presidents Day in
their own way. When the media chiseled Trump for comment, the stone faced Trump
could not come up with a rock solid story, but stated the mountain would look
much better with the other four faces removed.
Today a group of entomologists blew up an IKEA desk in
Sweden. The blast killed four praying mantises and two beetles. The worldwide
religious community was saddened by the news as these praying mantises were
leaders in their respective faiths. The two beetles who were killed, Paul and
Ringo, could not be reached for comment.
Trump & Biff
The question which comes to mind is whether the Back to the
Future character of Biff Tannen was inspired by Donald
The other possibility is that Donald Trump really is a clone
of Biff Tannen....you think?
Now take a really good look at the Biff Tannen Pleasure
Palace and the Trump Tower and you can see why these guys
are often compared.
Trump is such an egomaniac, he cannot even think about the
possibility of any of his properties sitting without his
name on it.
Today Donald Trump purchased Biffco Enterprises. Reliable
sources, who requested anonymity, stated that Trump made the
purchase, not for the nuclear energy, but for the toxic
waste. His hairdresser confided that Trump has been using
toxic waste of this kind to color his hair for years now.
Trump has made the front page of the Hill Valley Telegraph
for spinning again, this time going after the media,
specifically the New York Times, and the Washington Post.
Trump has earned the title of the "craziest man on earth",
and he takes on pretty much anyone who stands in his way.
Donald was the receiver of misinformation once again
when his staff told him the parade he would be attending
today was connected to his presidential inauguration
He ended up finishing off the day with a whole
new perspective on the LGBT community.
Trump decided the American flag needed a little
bit more pizzazz and a lot more color, and the result....see for yourself.
His white, conservative, and very Christian administration
were baffled and afraid to confront the president for fear
of being fired.
Well if Donald Trump were to become gay, these alt-right
guys would probably be all-right guys for him.
Hey anything is possible....alt-right?
Trump once again showed his support for the LGBT community
by participating in their annual parade.
Trump issued a press release following the event stating, it
was was more exhilarating than the presidential erections.
The Trump administration Wednesday rolled back an Obama-era regulation extending
certain protections to transgender students, the latest development in a fierce
ongoing public debate. The guidelines required public schools to allow children
to use bathrooms and other facilities that correspond to their gender
identities. MORE WHITE HOUSE DISCRIMINATION.
Hey folks. Scott Pruitt was confirmed as the new Secretary
of the EPA, Environmental Protection Agency.
The environmental screwing has begun.
This must certainly be the environmental vision of Scott
Pruitt. Why else would a man who supports the coal and oil
industries, and who sued the EPA 14 times, see the
environment any other way?
This picture is his dream. A huge pile of coal, an oil spill
killing everything it touches, an atmosphere filled with
toxic chemicals, and a river loaded with garbage....what
could be better?
Hey Scotty, wondering where to take the wifey and kids this
Summer?....think no more.
Why not make a good ole southern fish fry with your catch
from the Ohio river. Maybe go for a dip at Lake Onondaga.
Then dry off with a nice hike around some heavy industry.
Then top it all off with a nice relaxing day at the beach.
Actually this is no laughing matter. The energy regulations
already in place, will be scraped by Donald Trump at some
point during his presidency. This will wipe out years of
progress made in the fight towards reducing the effects of
Go outside and enjoy it while you can.
Meet the new face and head of the
Department of Indoctrination
In the guise of governmental noninterference in religious
matters, the voucher program allows private schools to use public dollars to
proselytize and teach church doctrine that is at odds with public policy — for
instance, that women must be submissive to men, that homosexuality is evil, that
birth control is a sin, and that creationism is scientifically sound.
This could very well be a typical classroom situation once
public schools become privatized. A student might very well
ask about the Theory of Evolution and be punished for going
against creationism, which will undoubtedly be taught in
some schools once they are deregulated.
A possible new design for the official seal of the United
States Department of Education. Yup the White House has
certainly become white, conservative, Christian, and
Ah if only it were this easy. Simply press a button and dump
him and all the little trumps into a stinking pile of cow
We can only dream this idiot will be impeached at some
Hey come on now, everybody knows you need to pick up your
Really gotta wonder what this dog was eating the
Pretty incredible the amount of disgusting trash you can
find in the garbage dumps these days.
Illegal dumping should be more highly regulated.
Trump was at it again when he went off on the media for not
covering every aspect of his existence.
When asked to comment, the news media simply stated they
really didn't give a shit.
And A Few Extras
Hey Vladimir, congrats on winning the United States of
America presidential election. No doubt your little puppet
Donald will fit in with your plans quite nicely.
Pretty disgusting, and very embarrassing, when you realize
the president of the United States of America actually
referred to, and defended, the size of his genitals on
national TV while campaigning for the presidency.
Way to go
Donald....what an insecure, and immature, idiot.
Words so very true of this disgusting man.
Yup it looks like "The Donald" already has his hands full as
the new president of the United States of America. I worry
though if he has enough spare time to get in all the tweets he
In an unprecedented move, Twitter has redesigned and
reissued their famous bird logo. The move was announced days
after the White House, more specifically Donald Trump, had
informed Twitter that "The Donald" would delete his account
if the logo was not changed to his specifications. The
company complied within 48 hours of the request. Speculation
has it that Twitter changed the logo due to the realization
that if Trump discontinued tweeting, then worldwide tweet
volume would be reduced by about fifty percent resulting in
a decrease in user interest, ultimately reducing the Twitter
stock price. The company declined to comment officially.
Thanks to Ivanka Trump there is now a new line of shoes
available for all the white trash out there who voted in
Donald Trump for president.
The new line features torn, already soiled, and mismatched
shoes. Be sure to do your holiday shopping now before these
hot items are sold out.
Available at all the top designer stores like Walmart,
Target, and of course, the Ivanka Shoes section at
to the White House
News out of Hollywood today confirmed the movie "Kellyanne
Conway, Road to the White House", starring Iggy Pop, would
soon be released in theatres.
The producers initially considered Kellyanne playing herself
in the film, but she declined, stating that Iggy is much
prettier and a better choice for the role.
The United States of America recently updated the process
for obtaining an immigrant visa. Several steps were added to
make it as difficult as possible to enter and permanently
reside in the U.S. *
* The immigration department issued a statement that the
new, in fact none of the requirements apply to Melania
With impeachment proceeding now in progress, Trump decided
he better find another way to support his family and began
working part time as a weather forecaster for FOX news.
Strangely enough he keeps forecasting the same thing every